The Fucking Machine — A sailor/airman/engineer marries a sexually insatiable woman, and builds a mach… The Gallant Brigantine — A sailor and a girl meet. She gives him her address, saying her husband would b… The Girl from Turfahun — "Ye bards may sing your sweetest lays In praise of beauty's grace...." The sing… Greenmount Smiling Ann — The singer sees a beautiful girl, "Greenmount smiling Ann." He sees a young man… The Guid Guid Wife — "To hae a wife, and rule a wife, Taks a wise wise man." The singer lists the pe… The Gypsy Laddie — A lord comes home to find his lady "gone with the gypsy laddie." He saddles his… The Happy Marriage — "How blest has my life been, what joys have I known, since wedlock's soft bonda… Harbour Le Cou — "As I rowed ashore from my schooner close by, A girl on the beach I chanced to … Hard Times and Old Bill — "Old Ailey Bill came home from court" and stops at a bar (?) "to have some spor… The Henpecked Man — "I'm the most henpecked man in town, I used to have lots of fun..." until his w…