The Alarmed Skipper (The Nantucket Skipper) — Claims that Nantucket skippers were able to tell where their ships are by tasti… Anson Best — "As I sit by the fireside a-thinking Of my brother who's far, far away...." Ans… The Auld Wife beyont the Fire — An old widow with many daughters wants "snishing/spruncin" (sex). They say she … Aunt Jemima's Plaster — Aunt Jemimah survives by selling sticking plaster. With it she might catch a th… Average Rein — The rider, on the advice of the cowboys, bridles the horse "Lumberjack" with an… Away Down East (I) — "There's a famous fabled country never seen by mortal eyes... And this famous f… The Baffled Knight — A (knight/shepherd) sees a lady (bathing), and wishes to lie with her. She conv… The Banks of Claudy — The singer meets a girl on the banks of Claudy. She is seeking her lover. He te… The Basket of Eggs — Two sailors offer to carry a girl's basket. She says it contains eggs. The sail… Beautiful Susan — Susan's parents take advantage of her sweetheart William's absence to inform he…