Saint James Infirmary — Big Joe McKennedy is in the bar, reporting that he "went down to St. James Infi… Samuel Young — Samuel Young, of Kentucky, is courting a girl against the wishes of her father;… The Schooner Kandahar — The Kandahar's trip starts out happily, but then the vessel springs a small lea… The Sewing Machine — A soldier visits "the Heidelberg whore." He has sex with her, that is, he sews … The Single Days of Old — The singer recalls "The merry days -- the days of old" when her husband loved h… The Single Days of Old — The singer recalls "The merry days -- the days of old" when her husband loved h… Sir Aldingar — Aldingar, spurned by the Queen, puts a (blind/drunk) leper in her bed and shows… Sir Cawline — Sir Cawline falls ill for love of the king's daughter; she attends him. He desi… Smiggy Maglooral — Smiggey marries a maid (or fights in Bull Run). The maid winds the clock and mi… Some Little Bug — Singer describes perils of eating various foods, which can lead to ptomaine and…