The Cattie Sits in the Kiln Ring — "The cattie sat in the kiln-ring, Spinning, spinning, And by cam a little wee m… The Cattleman's Prayer — "Now, O Lord, please lend Thine ear, The prayer of the cattleman to hear." He p… Caviar Comes from Virgin Sturgeon — This quatrain ballad extols the virtues of caviar as an aphrodisiac; reports th… The Chant of the Coal Quay — "The Coal Quay market in my native town O! that's the dwelling where 'tis easy … Charleston Gals — Floating verses: The terrapin and the toad, the overworked old horse whose owne… Charlotte the Harlot (I) — When a rattlesnake slips into the vagina of Charlotte the Harlot, "the pride of… Chase of the O. L. C. Steer — "Did you ever hear of the O L C Steer With widely flaring horns He smashes the … Chase the Squirrel — "Ev'rybody teeter up and down, Grab 'em by the waist an' a whirl them around, A… Chicken Don't Roost Too High for Me — Singer tells chicken not to roost too high, but to come down out of his tree. S… Chicken Run Fast — "Chicken run fast, chicken run slow, Chicken run past the Methodist preacher, C…