The Constitution and the Guerriere — Captain Dacres of the Guerriere expects to defeat the Americans as easily as Br… The Cowboy Trail — Singer, a cowboy, comes to an Indian village; they welcome him. He meets a girl… The Crimean War — Johnny and his mother together tell of Johnny's part in the Crimean War. Having… Custer's Last Charge (I) — Custer leads his men into battle against the Sioux; a fierce scene is described… The D-Day Dodgers — "We're the D-Day Dodgers, out in Italy, Always on the vino, Always on the spree… Damn the Filipinos — "In that land of dopey dreams, happy peaceful Philippines," the singer complain… Darby Kelly — Grandfather Darby Kelly "beat a drum so neat" for Marlboro at Blenheim and Rami… The Days of Seventy-Six — "The days of '76, boys, We ever must revere, Our fathers took their muskets the… The Death of Colonel Crafford — Crafford leads a party out to slaughter the Indians outside Sandusky. Despite t… Down By the Riverside (Study War No More) — "I'm gonna lay down my sword and shield Down by the riverside... And study war …