Caviar Comes from Virgin Sturgeon — This quatrain ballad extols the virtues of caviar as an aphrodisiac; reports th… Chamber Lye — In the original text -- the song was updated to the first world war -- a Confed… The Chandler's Wife — (The tailor's boy) goes to the chandler's shop; he hears a "knock, knock, knock… Charlotte the Harlot (I) — When a rattlesnake slips into the vagina of Charlotte the Harlot, "the pride of… Charlotte the Harlot (II) — Not a ballad at all, this song is a paean to Charlotte's promiscuity. Charlotte the Harlot (III) — Charlotte, or Lupe, is now the singer's "Mexican whore." The song celebrates h… Charlotte the Harlot (IV) — In this formula song, Charlotte wears differently colored clothing in each stan… The Chisholm Trail (II) — This is a virtually endless sexual adventure of a cowboy punching the "goddam" … Chrissey's Dick — Mary Ann sends Chrissey to borrow Aunt Margaret's dick [rooster] and set among … Christopher Columbo — Columbo, that navigating, masturbating son-of-a-bitch, sails the world round-o,…