Two Little Girls in Blue — A young man finds his uncle gazing at a photograph in tears. When asked why, th… Two Little Kittens — "Two little kittens one stormy night Began to quarrel and then to fight. One ha… Two Little Niggers Black as Tar — "Two little niggers black as tar, Tryin' to git to heaven on a 'lectric car, De… Two Lovers Discoursing — Mary accuses her lover of breaking his promise to marry her; he denies this and… The Two O'Donahues — "We came from Tipperary a few short weeks ago, With spirits light and airy, two… Two Rigs of Rye — (The girl tells her lover that her family opposes her marriage.) Uncertain of h… Two Sweethearts — "A bunch of young fellows one night at a club Were telling of sweethearts they … Two T.D.'s — Political rhymes: "Artists draw pictures and barmaids draw beer"; the TD's draw… The Two Travellers — Two travellers compare notes. One has been everywhere, done everything and seen… Two White Horses (I) — "Two white horses, Two white horses, side by side (x3), Nobody can ride but the…