The Gol-Darned Wheel — The cowboy boasts of his skill with horses. But a tenderfoot brings in a "gol-d… Gold Watch — A sailor sees a girl and asks her to sleep with him. After an initial show of r… The Good Ship Venus — A quatrain ballad, this song describes the interminable sexual misadventures of… Good bye Mursheen Durkin — Molly Durkin marries Tim O'Shea. Cooney, "to keep my heart from breakin', I sai… Goodbye Liza Jane (I) — "Our horse fell down the well around behind the stable (x2), Well he didn't fal… Grafted into the Army — "Our Jimmy has gone for to live in a tent, They have grafted him into the army.… Grand Saint Pierre, Ouvre Ta Porte (Great Saint Peter, Open Your Door) — French. A Scottish sailor is at heaven's door. St Peter refuses him: sailors be… Grandfather Bryan — Grandfather Bryan dies on St Patrick's day. The singer lists the worthless item… Grat for Gruel — "There was a weaver o' the north, And O but he was cruel; The very first nicht … The Greasy Cook (Butter and Cheese and All, The Cook's Choice) — The singer keeps company with a cook. One day she is about to send him off with…