Mither, I Maun Hae a Man — "Noo mither, I maun tell ye, I'm gaun to be a wife; For I'm sure it's nae pleas… My Father's a Hedger and Ditcher (Nobody Coming to Marry Me) — "My father's a hedger and ditcher, my mother does nothing but spin, They say I'… No to be Married Ava — "Our Girzie was noo thirty-six, Though some rather more did her ca', And ane qu… No to be Married Ava — "Our Girzie was noo thirty-six, Though some rather more did her ca', And ane qu… O Gin That I Were Mairrit — "I'm now a lass of thirty-three, As clever a hizzie as ye'll see, And feint a a… O Gin That I Were Mairrit — "I'm now a lass of thirty-three, As clever a hizzie as ye'll see, And feint a a… The Old Maid and the Burglar — The old maid prepares for bed by removing her teeth, wig, and glass eye. She th… The Old Maid and the Burglar — The old maid prepares for bed by removing her teeth, wig, and glass eye. She th… The Old Maid's Song (I) — An old maid laments her state, noting that her (two) sister(s were) popular, bu… The Old Maid's Song (I) — An old maid laments her state, noting that her (two) sister(s were) popular, bu…