Fogan MacAleer — "There lived in bonny Scotland a man named MacAleer ... he had the queerest not… Fond of Chewing Gum — The singer "fell in love with a pretty little girl" who was "fond of chewing gu… Footprints on the Dashboard — A father asks if the singer was the one who did the pushin', and left footprint… Four Nights Drunk — Our goodman comes home drunk for several nights. Each night he observes an oddi… Four Old Whores — Two, three, or four whores, sometimes from Baltimore, Winnipeg, or Mexico, comp… Four and Twenty Tailors — Four-and-twenty tailors chase a snail (ending in defeat); depending on the vers… The Freemason's Song (I) — "In the year of eighteen hundred and three I took a notion a Freemason to be." … The Friar in the Well — A friar solicits a girl; she is afraid of hell. The friar points out that he ca… The Frog (Fisherman's Luck) — Swagman Paddy, out of food, decides to catch a fish. The only possible bait is … The Gallant Forty-Twa — Weaver Willie Brown enlists. The first sergeant fears he'll "make an awfu' mess…