Down on the Farm (I) — Susie Slick and Tommy lay on the grass, where she wiggles her ---, as in all su… Down the Road (I) — Floating verses, usually not terribly cohesive. Various choruses: "Down the roa… Drive It On — A formula song in which the singer gives the lady inches one, two, three, etc.,… The Drummer and the Cook — A drummer is in love with a cook. He sneaks in to see her one night, she gives … Dublin After the Union — Pitt "the conjurer" is bringing the country to Dublin: turnips growing in the R… Duck-Foot Sue — "I'm going to sing to you About a girl I love so true, She's chief engineer wit… The Dumb Wife (Dumb, Dumb, Dumb) — A husband's new wife is a perfect housekeeper but is mute. The man takes her to… The Dummy Line (I) — Concerning possibly the worst, slowest train in history, which comes "Across th… Duncan M'Callipin (The Tranent Wedding) — "It was at a wedding near Tranent, When scores an' scores on fun were bent... '… Dunderbeck — The German Dunderbeck invents a steam-powered machine to turn any sort of meat …