Charlotte the Harlot (III) — Charlotte, or Lupe, is now the singer's "Mexican whore." The song celebrates h… Charlotte the Harlot (IV) — In this formula song, Charlotte wears differently colored clothing in each stan… Chased Old Satan Through The Door — "I chased old Satan through the door, Hit him in the head with a two-by-four, I… The Child in the Budget — Tinkers, out drinking, exhaust their funds. One puts his baby in his tool bag … The Chinaman — Dennis Clancy grew rich among the Chinese Tea growers. He died and left all to … The Chisholm Trail (II) — This is a virtually endless sexual adventure of a cowboy punching the "goddam" … The Chivalrous Shark — "The most chivalrous fish of the ocean, To ladies forbearing and mild, Though h… Chrissey's Dick — Mary Ann sends Chrissey to borrow Aunt Margaret's dick [rooster] and set among … Christopher Columbo — Columbo, that navigating, masturbating son-of-a-bitch, sails the world round-o,… Clarence McFaden (Teaching McFadden to Waltz) — "Clarence McFaden he wanted to waltz, But his feet was not gaited that way." Hi…