Horse Shit — "A pilot of great reknown" attempts intercourse with a young woman, and fails i… Hot Nuts — To a chorus beginning "Hot nuts. Hot nuts. Get 'em from the peanut man," we hea… Hourra, Mes Boues, Hourra! — Shanty. Sailor is gathering strawberries and feeding them to a girl. Her mother… Humoresque — An omnibus of disparate stanzas, bawdy and scatological, set to Dvorak's famili… I Am Growing Old and Gray — The old man laments, "I am growing old and gray ev'ry year," and laments his lo… I Ask that Gal — When the singer asks her to give him some, she tells him to wait until the 'tat… I Don't Want to Join the Army — Rather than join the army, the singer prefers to hang around Picadilly, "living… I Used to Work in Chicago — The singer works in a succession of stores, asking female customers their desir… I Wanna Play Piano in a Whorehouse — The singer tells us of his preferred profession, noting that "carnal copulation… I Went Down to New Orleans (I) — Discovered in bed with the daughter of the landlord and landlady, the rover has…