A-Rovin' — In this cautionary tale, a sailor meets an Amsterdam maid, fondles portions of … At the Sign of the Apple (The Twig So Tender; The Tavern) — "Once upon a time I visited A hostess neat and slender, A golden apple was her … Le Beau Monsieur Tire Ses Gants Blancs (The Handsome Gentleman Throws His White Gloves) — French. A gentleman takes off his white gloves and gives a woman all the money … The Bonnie Wee Lassie Who Never Said No — Singer invites a lass to drink with him; she accepts; she is the "bonnie wee la… The Burnt-Out Old Fellow — Irish Gaelic: Younger woman complains about her old husband; he sleeps too much… Can't You Dance the Polka (New York Girls) — The sailor meets a girl, who offers to take him home to her "family." He sits d… Charlotte the Harlot (I) — When a rattlesnake slips into the vagina of Charlotte the Harlot, "the pride of… Charlotte the Harlot (II) — Not a ballad at all, this song is a paean to Charlotte's promiscuity. Charlotte the Harlot (III) — Charlotte, or Lupe, is now the singer's "Mexican whore." The song celebrates h… Charlotte the Harlot (IV) — In this formula song, Charlotte wears differently colored clothing in each stan…