“Tiddliewink Old Man”
"Tiddliwink, old man, get a woman if you can. If you can't get a woman, get an old tin can. If it wasn't for your name and it wasn't for your shame, I'd let you have a go in a minute, young man"
The current description is all of the Voice14 text. - BS
- Jasper Smith, "Tiddliewink Old Man" (on Voice14)