“Mister Squirrel”


"One day Mr. Squirrel went up a tree to bed. A great big hickory nut fell upon his head. 'Although I am fond of nuts,' Mr. Squirrel then did say, 'I'd very much rather that they wouldn't come this way.'"


  1. BrownIII 171, "Mr. Squirrel" (1 short text)
  2. BI, Br3171


Author: unknown
Earliest date: 1952 (Brown)
Keywords: animal food humorous
Found in: US(SE)