Abdul the Bulbul Emir (II) — Abdul the Bulbul Emir and Ivan Stavinsky Stavar engage in a duel to see who can… The Bastard King of England — Philip of France is captured by a "thong on his prong"; when he is dragged to L… O'Reilly's Daughter — The narrator "shags" landlord or bartender O'Reilly's daughter, then assaults f… The Sexual Life of the Camel — A sophisticated exposition of the supposed mating habits of the "Clipper Ship o… The Sexual Life of the Camel — A sophisticated exposition of the supposed mating habits of the "Clipper Ship o… The Shaver — Capstan shanty. Tells of going to sea "when I was just a hairless boy," getting…