Alonzo the Brave and Fair Imogene — Alonzo, leaving for the wars in Palestine, bids Imogene be faithful, but anothe… The Black Cook — One of three sailors, a black cook, has an idea to "rise cash." They sell his b… The Brookfield Murder — Joseph Buzzell, who is being sued by Susan Hanson for breach of (marriage) cont… The Cow Ate the Piper — In the troubles of '98, piper Denny Byrne cannot find work. Needing shoes, he t… Custer's Last Charge (I) — Custer leads his men into battle against the Sioux; a fierce scene is described… The Death of Bernard Friley — "It was down in the level land A murder came to light, The death of Bernard Fri… Drimindown — "Bad luck to ye Drimon and why did you die?" I'd sooner have lost my son and hu… The Express Office (He Is Coming to Us Dead) — An old man enters the express office and enquires after his boy. Told that this… Hayseed — The hayseed finishes his work and decides to go on a spree. He goes to town and… If I Die in Arkansas — "If I die in Arkansas (x2), Ship my body to my mother-in-law." "If my mother re…