Those Wedding Bells Shall Not Ring Out! — A couple is about to be married. When the sexton asks if there are any objectio… Unfortunate Miss Bailey — Captain Smith seduces Miss Bailey, who hangs herself. One night her ghost retur… Unfortunate Miss Bailey — Captain Smith seduces Miss Bailey, who hangs herself. One night her ghost retur… Waltzing Matilda — A swagman (rover) camps by a pool. He sees a sheep come down to drink, and grab… A Week's Matrimony (A Week's Work) — Monday the singer marries; Tuesday his wife sees a girl frying his "sausage"; W… The Wheels of the World — Spinners turn the wheels of the world. Some spinners are named with their produ… When a Woman Blue — "When a woman blue, when a woman blue, she hang her head and cry... When a man … Willie Down by the Pond (Sinful to Flirt) — A girl has been advised against flirting, but does it anyway. When her love Wil… Willie Moore — Handsome young Willie Moore has courted and won the heart of fair Annie. Her pa… Willie Was As Fine a Sailor — Willie and Mary plan marriage but his ship must "sail for a foreign land." If h…