Four Old Whores — Two, three, or four whores, sometimes from Baltimore, Winnipeg, or Mexico, comp… Frankie and Albert — Frankie discovers her husband (Albert/Johnnie) involved with another woman. She… The Frigging Fusileers — A mock boast in which the singer(s), "the heroes of the night," brag they are e… The Fucking Machine — A sailor/airman/engineer marries a sexually insatiable woman, and builds a mach… The Game of Cards (I) — A young man meets a girl by the highway. They walk together; she would play a g… The Gatesville Cannonball — A boastful youth meets a girl at a dance, takes her to her mother's bedside and… The Gay Caballero — The gay caballero meets a gay senorita who gives him "exceedingly painful clapi… The Gentleman Soldier — Soldier brings woman into his sentry-box. They have sex; he prepares to leave. … The German Clockwinder — A German (clockwinder/musician) comes to town, offering to "(mend/wind) (clocks… The Girl in Portland Street — Sailor meets a girl and they go about courting/seducing each other. Refrain of …