Far Above Cayuga's Waters (Parodies) — To the theme of the Cornell anthem ("Far Above Cayuga's Waters/Alma Mater"), an… The Farm Servant (Rap-Tap-Tap) — The farm servant, is told to mind the business "as servants always do." He mind… Featherin' Oot and In — Singer has a "fine gyang featherin' out and out and ae/Featinerin' oot and addi… The Fiddler's Bitch — In this cante-fable, a captain wagers his ship against a fiddler's violin, bett… Fill, Bowl, Fill — A servant outwits a king, beds the queen, and marries the princess in this cant… The Fire Ship — In naval euphemisms, a sailor meets a whore, takes her in tow, and empties his … Firelock Stile — A woman is crossing Firelock Stile, she catches her clothes on a nail. A man is… The Flying Colonel — "With a shit-eating grin on his face," the terrified pilot of a stricken bomber… Footprints on the Dashboard — A father asks if the singer was the one who did the pushin', and left footprint… Four Nights Drunk — Our goodman comes home drunk for several nights. Each night he observes an oddi…