The Charming Belfast Lass — "Passing down by York Street mill" the singer meets Mary Brown, "charming Belfa… Charming Blue-eyed Mary — Jimmy meets Mary, "got the will of" her, and gives her a diamond ring as a toke… Charming Sally Ann — The singer falls "head 'n heels in love with charming Sally Ann." He finds her … The Chisholm Trail (II) — This is a virtually endless sexual adventure of a cowboy punching the "goddam" … Chrissey's Dick — Mary Ann sends Chrissey to borrow Aunt Margaret's dick [rooster] and set among … Christopher Columbo — Columbo, that navigating, masturbating son-of-a-bitch, sails the world round-o,… Clerk Colvill — (Clerk Colvill) is warned (by his mother/lover) not to be too free with women. … Coachman's Whip — Singer takes a job with young lady who needs a coachman to "drive her in style.… Cocaine Blues (I) — "Yonder comes my baby all dressed in blue, Hey, baby, what you gonna do? Cocain… Connla — In Irish Gaelic; dialog; woman asks, "Who's that down there tapping the window?…