He Never Came Back — Stories of people who "never came back." The first is a soldier lost at Bull Ru… The Heavenly Aeroplane — "One of these days about twelve o'clock... The sinner's going to tremble and cr… The Hot Ash-Pelt — Singer McGuire leaves the farm for the asphalt crew. A peeler insults the men, … Hudson River Steamboat — "Hudson River steamboat, sailing up and down, New York to Albany or any river t… I Got a Gal in Baltimore — "I got a gal in Baltimore, Street-car runs right by her door, Crazy baby a-sett… I Like to Be There — "I like to be there when the engine starts early in the morning; I like to sit … I Want a Nice Little Fellow — The singer hopes for a rich, pleasant husband so she won't spend her whole life… I-Yi-Yi-Yi (Limericks) — Marked by verses in the form of limericks, always bawdy. Most deal with sexual … Ice Bound Hunting Seals — "The wind was still from the nor'east As we sat down to out humble feast" as th… The Iron Horse (I) — "Come Hielandman, come Lowlandman... I'll tell you how I got atween Dundee and …