Dingle Puck Goat — Singer goes to Puck Fair in Dingle and buys a goat, jumps on its back, grabs it… The Dog's Convention — At a convention of dogs from far and near, the animals' anuses are mixed up, an… Don't Lie, Buddy — "Mammy Logan, she had a daughter And she run a cookshop down in Florida. How I … Drill, Ye Tarriers, Drill — Describing, in extravagant terms, the hard life of the (Irish) railroad workers… Duncan M'Callipin (The Tranent Wedding) — "It was at a wedding near Tranent, When scores an' scores on fun were bent... '… The Fish and Chip Ship — A fresh-water crew sets out "on a four-wheeled craft ... with a cargo of fried … Four and Twenty Tailors — Four-and-twenty tailors chase a snail (ending in defeat); depending on the vers… The Frozen Logger — The singer meets a waitress. She recognizes him as a logger, and tells him the … The Glory Trail (High Chin Bob) — 'Way high up the Mogollons... A lion cleaned a yearlin's bones." High-Chin Bob,… Gossip Joan (Neighbor Jones) — "Good morrow, Gossip Joan, Where have you been a-walking? I have for you, for y…