C'est a Paris Y-A-T'Une Noce (There's a Wedding in Paris) — French. The young girl the singer married was at least 80 years old: married Mo… Camptown Races — "De Camptown ladies sing dis song, Doo-da! Doo-da! De Camptown racetrack five m… Captain Jinks — "I'm Captain Jinks of the Horse Marines, I feed my horse on corn and beans And … Captain Webster — Webster wishes to marry a poor girl, but his parents tell him that he must marr… Carryin' Sacks — "I'm goin' up the river to carry them sacks (x3), I'll have your lap full of do… The Cattie Sits in the Kiln Ring — "The cattie sat in the kiln-ring, Spinning, spinning, And by cam a little wee m… Charity Seed, The/We Never Died in the Winter Yet — The singer hears two people discussing "Wealthy people and their greed" and far… The Charming Young Widow I Met on the Train — The singer meets a young widow with a baby on a train. They talk; she claims to… The Child in the Budget — Tinkers, out drinking, exhaust their funds. One puts his baby in his tool bag … The Children in the Wood (The Babes in the Woods) — Two young orphaned children are left in the care of their uncle. He decides to …