The Good Boy — "I have led a good life, full of peace and quiet. I shall have an old age, full… The Hag's Rant — Old Susie spins in the corner and asks for her tollies. We have to eat them dry… The Half Crown — De Valera will give a half crown to every newborn. Singer marries a widow and d… The Happy Marriage — "How blest has my life been, what joys have I known, since wedlock's soft bonda… I Am Growing Old and Gray — The old man laments, "I am growing old and gray ev'ry year," and laments his lo… I Met a Handsome Lady — Singer meets a lady who invites him into her parlor and says nice things; he sa… I Wonder When I Shall Be Married — "I wonder when I shall be married... For my beauty's beginning to (fail/fade)."… I Wouldn't Have an Old Man — The singer refuses to have any part of an old man. She contrasts old and young … I Wouldn't Marry an Old Man — The singer prefers a young to an old man for explicit sexual reasons. I'm Just Going Down to the Gate — Though the singer's sweetheart's parents think she is too young to marry, she's…