The Whummil Bore — A servant has waited on the king for seven years without ever seeing the prince… Why Can't Paddy Be a Gentleman? — "Being told Pat couldn't be a gentleman" I'll ask why not? "Hasn't Ireland got … Why Do You Bob Your Hair, Girls? — "Why do you bob you hair, girls, It is an awful shame To rob the head God gave … Why Don't You Love the Old Love? — The singer is a stranger to this country. When an old love's back is turned she… Wi' His Apron On — "Come all ye young lovers, I pray give attention And listen a wee, wee while to… Wicked Polly — Polly lives a frolicsome life, saying, "I'll turn to God when I grow old." Sudd… The Wicklow Rangers — A 14 year old boy from Carlow meets a colonel, who enlists him in the Wicklow R… Widdicombe Fair (II) — Singer goes to a fair at Widdicombe (or Coldingham, Ratcliffe or Monaghan). The… Widow Machree (I) — "Widow Machree, pray then open your door ... And show me the easiest plank in y… Widow Machree (II) — "Widow Machree, it's no wonder you frown," your black gown is unbecoming. Summe…