You Never Miss the Water till the Well Runs Dry — The singer remembers mother's lessons about economy: "Waste not, want not is th… You Wonder Why I'm a Hobo (Naw, I Don't Want to Be Rich) — A list of reasons why the hobo doesn't want to be a conductor, a banker, a brok… You're a Little Too Small — Even very small girls won't consider the singer, saying "you're young I know, p… The Young Maid's Love — The singer loves a rich merchant's daughter, but her father arranges for him to… The Young Maid's Love — The singer loves a rich merchant's daughter, but her father arranges for him to…