Memphis Flu — In 1929 people in Memphis are dying from influenza. Doctors say they will contr… Memphis Flu — In 1929 people in Memphis are dying from influenza. Doctors say they will contr… Mister Garfield — Song-story about the assassination of President Garfield. Garfield, shot, tells… Mister McKinley (White House Blues) — "McKinley hollered, McKinley squalled; The doc says, 'McKinley, I can't find th… Mrs. Mullowney Was Three Weeks in Bed Since She Ate the Fipper Stew — "Mrs. James Mullowney gave A party Tuesday night... They say the table fairly g… Old Aunt Dinah — "Old Aunt Dinah, ho pee, ho pee, Old Aunt Dinah, ho pee ho! Gwine away to leave… Pains in My Fingers — "Pains in my fingers, Pains in my toes; I sent for Doctor Brody To know what to… Pains in My Fingers — "Pains in my fingers, Pains in my toes; I sent for Doctor Brody To know what to… Poor Lil — Lil, a beauty, lives in a house of ill repute. Her health declines and she lose… Rinky Dinky Di-Lo — A man loses his "leg," shot off by his mother-in-law; the doctor makes a wooden…