The Gay Caballero — The gay caballero meets a gay senorita who gives him "exceedingly painful clapi… General Guinness — General Guinness "is a soldier strong and 'stout,' Found on every 'bottle-front… The Gentleman Soldier — Soldier brings woman into his sentry-box. They have sex; he prepares to leave. … Geordie's Lost His Penker — Geordie has lost his penker (largest marble) in a cundy (drain-grate). The sing… Get Up and Bar the Door — Old man and old wife must bar the door; neither wants to. They agree that whoev… The Ghost of the Peanut Stand — Biddie Magee owns a Jersey City peanut stand. She loves Connie O'Ryan who joins… Giles Scroggins — "Giles Scroggins courted Molly Brown... If you love me as I love you, No knife … The Girl in Portland Street — Sailor meets a girl and they go about courting/seducing each other. Refrain of … The Glasgow Barber — Pat from Belfast stops at a Glasgow barbershop for a Mayo haircut but is given … A Glorious Wedding — "I will sing you a song of a comical style... It's all about a wedding, a glori…