Warlike Seamen (The Irish Captain) — Singer's ship sails for the coast of Ireland. They encounter a French ship. The… The Wearing of the Britches — Singer marries a girl for money, not love; they struggle over who will "wear th… The Wearing of the Britches — Singer marries a girl for money, not love; they struggle over who will "wear th… The Wednesbury Cocking — Stories of cockfighting at Wednesbury. The competition is fierce, and many are … The Wednesbury Cocking — Stories of cockfighting at Wednesbury. The competition is fierce, and many are … A Week's Matrimony (A Week's Work) — Monday the singer marries; Tuesday his wife sees a girl frying his "sausage"; W… What Does the Deep Sea Say? — The big boat is coming around the bend, doing nothing but killing good men. Vic… When I Was a Cowboy — "When I was a cowboy, out on the western plains (x2), I made a half a million p… When We Were Two Little Boys — Two boys are playing; one's hobby-horse breaks; his brother says "I couldn't be… Where the Bravest Cowboys Lie — The singer, a mountain resident, courts a girl; she agrees to marry him if he b…