Life Presents a Dismal Picture — The physical and psychological woes of a family detailed. (The problems are usu… Lydia Pinkham — A bawdy and scatological testimonial in multiple stanzas for the restorative po… The Pioneers — The pioneers, the engineers, the cannoneers are very hardy, and very sexual. Please, Don't Burn Our Shithouse Down — The singer pleads for his/her outhouse, chronicling the family's woes, and prom… Seven Old Ladies — Seven old ladies, to the tune of "Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be," encounter … There Was an Old Lady (I) — Floating bawdy or scatological verses to the tune of Turkey in the Straw. The c… Too Rally — This quatrain ballad of naval origins describes the special privileges accorded… Too Rally — This quatrain ballad of naval origins describes the special privileges accorded… The Woodpecker's Hole — The narrator sticks his finger in the woodpecker's hole in this quatrain ballad… The Woodpecker's Hole — The narrator sticks his finger in the woodpecker's hole in this quatrain ballad…