There Was a Piper Had a Cow — The piper has no food for his cow but plays her a tune for consolation. The cow… There Was a Watermelon — "There was a watermelon, A-growing in the garden, And in the garden wall there … There Was an Old Lady (I) — Floating bawdy or scatological verses to the tune of Turkey in the Straw. The c… There Was an Old Miser — The old miser's daughter is courted by a sailor. When the miser finds out, he p… There Was an Old Nigger, His Name Was Dr. Peck — "There was an old nigger, his name was Dr. Peck, He fell in de well an' broke h… There Was an Old Woman Lived Under a Hill — "There was an old woman lived under a hill, And if she isn't gone, she lives th… There Was an Old Woman Tossed up in a Basket — "There was an old woman tossed up in a blanket" with a broom, many times higher… There Was an Old Woman and She Had a Little Pig — "There was an old woman and she had a little pig, It didn't cost much 'cause it… There Were Two Birds Sat on a Stone — ""There were two birds sat on a stone, Fa la la lal de, One flew away and then … There'll Be No Distinction There — "There'll be no sorrow on that heavenly shore, There'll be no woes at the cabin…