The Flower of Sweet Erin the Green — Singer supposes her true love is "far from sweet Erin the green." He "vowed to … Flowery Nolan — At seventy one, Flowery Nolan, "a terror to all men," decides to marry. He marr… Footprints on the Dashboard — A father asks if the singer was the one who did the pushin', and left footprint… The Frigging Fusileers — A mock boast in which the singer(s), "the heroes of the night," brag they are e… The Fucking Machine — A sailor/airman/engineer marries a sexually insatiable woman, and builds a mach… The Game of Cards (I) — A young man meets a girl by the highway. They walk together; she would play a g… The Gatesville Cannonball — A boastful youth meets a girl at a dance, takes her to her mother's bedside and… Gathering Rushes in the Month of May (Underneath Her Apron) — Girl gathers rushes and bears a child, wrapping it in her apron. The baby cries… Geaftai Bhaile Atha Bui (The Gates of Ballaghbuoy) — Gaelic. Singer leads Mary astray but falls asleep, leaving her a virgin. His he… The Gentleman Soldier — Soldier brings woman into his sentry-box. They have sex; he prepares to leave. …