The Flies Are On the Tummits — Singer has been farming all his life but "the only thing that flourishes is the… Flunky Jim (Gopher Tails) — Jim, the son and "flunky" of the farm, has shabby clothes, but intends to get a… The Fools of Forty-Nine — Crowds head for California and the gold fields. En route they suffer poverty, h… The Foot and Mouth Disease — An Englishman plunders a girl's father's land, leaving only the sheep he thinks… For Seven Long Years I've Been Married — "For seven long years I've been married, I wish I had lived an old maid... My h… Four Pence a Day — "The ore is waiting in the tubs, the snow's upon the fell." The washer lads mus… The Four-Loom Weaver — Singer, a weaver, laments hard times -- his clothes are worn out, his furnitur… Franklin D. Roosevelt's Back Again — "Just hand me my old Martin, for soon I will be startin... Since Roosevelt's be… Freighting from Wilcox to Globe — "Come all you jolly freighters who travel upon the rooad That ever hauled a loa… The Frog (Fisherman's Luck) — Swagman Paddy, out of food, decides to catch a fish. The only possible bait is …