Gonna Tie My Pecker to My Leg — Usually short fragments of "The Chisholm Trail" distinguished by the unique cho… The Good Ship Venus — A quatrain ballad, this song describes the interminable sexual misadventures of… Green Grow the Rashes, O — "There's naught but care on ev'ry han' In ev'ry hour that passes, O." In praise… The Hairs on Her Dicky Di Do — A quatrain ballad, this describes in graphic detail the pubic hairs of the maid… Hallelujah, I'm a Bum (II) — A quatrain ballad, this tells the bawdy adventures of a bum who begs food from … Harmless Young Jim — Jim says to a girl, "My name it is harmless Young Jim" and offers to "take you … The Haselbury Girl (The Maid of Tottenham, The Aylesbury Girl) — A girl on the way to market meets a rakish young man, who proceeds to tie up he… Haul 'Er Away (Little Sally Racket) — Shanty, with internal chorus "Haul 'er/'em away... Haul 'er away... Haul 'er aw… The Hog-Eye Man (I) — The Hog-Eye Man [read: "The Vagina-hungry Man"] meets Sally or Jenny or Molly w… The Hootchy-Kootchy Dance — "There's a place in France/Where the women wear no pants" and similar bawdy ver…