“The Next Song on the Programme”

Author: unknown
Earliest date: 1977 (recording, Albert Smith)
Keywords: humorous nonballad nonsense paradox food
Found in: Britain(England(Lond))


"The next song on the programme will be a dance Sang by a female gentleman Sitting on a corner of a round table, Picking carrots out of a sultana pie. Nancy Carter, she's the Tartar And I'm a tomato"


The current description is almost all of the Voice14 text. - BS