Afore Daylight — The wife complains her husband urinates on the floor rather than in the chamber… Bang Away, Lulu (I) — A quatrain ballad that celebrates Lulu's sexual exploits, her peccadillos, and … Blinded by Shit — An old woman, who must relieve herself, empties her bowels out a window. A pass… Chamber Lye — In the original text -- the song was updated to the first world war -- a Confed… The Dog's Convention — At a convention of dogs from far and near, the animals' anuses are mixed up, an… Finikin Lass (Finnigan Lasses) — The singer marries a boarding school bred lady who does nothing but read novels… Humoresque — An omnibus of disparate stanzas, bawdy and scatological, set to Dvorak's famili… I Wish My Love — Singer wishes his love were various objects: a cherry, a beeskep, an ewe, etc.,… In Bohunkus, Tennessee — The singer's father was responsible for cleaning up horse refuse in the streets… In Kansas — A quatrain ballad, this describes the unseemly, unsanitary, unhealthy condition…