Here Is the Church — "Here is the church, and here is the steeple. Open the doors and here are the p… The Holy Nunnery — Willie's parents vow that he shall not marry Annie. Told of this, Annie vows to… The House That Jack Built — Jack built his house." "This is the malt that lay in the house that Jack built"… The Hunting Priest (Parson Hogg; Sing Tally Ho!) — The singer will tell of the priest "with constitution strong," who regularly go… I Met a Handsome Lady — Singer meets a lady who invites him into her parlor and says nice things; he sa… I Won't Be a Nun! — "Now is it not a pity such a pretty girl as I Should be sent to a nunnery to pi… I'm Goin' to Pick my Banjo (Old Woman in the Garden) — The singer watches his wife hoe the garden and cook while the lazy hound sits. … I'm Not Myself At All — "Oh, I'm not myself at all, Molly dear, Molly dear." At confession the singer a… The Irish Boy and the Priest — A son of Catholic father and Protestant mother prefers Protestantism. Father ta… An Irishman's Christening — The parson mistakenly christened the singer with whisky: "it made me a sot." At…