Don't Come to Michigan — Singer tells listeners all the reasons not to come to the Michigan lumber woods… Don't Count Your Chickens — The singer warns against counting one's chickens before they are hatched. He ci… Don't Never Marry a Drunkard — "Seven long year I've done been married, I wish to God I was an old maid...." T… Don't Take Everybody to Be Your Friend — Singer is traveling for Jesus. His dying mother told him, If you see your broth… The Downward Road — "Well, brother, the downward road is crowded... with unbelieving souls." The so… Drunkard Song — "When I was young I had a fortune... And spent it al in gambling One night when… The Dying Drunkard — "What a terrible doom I have met. My teeth are now chattering, my eyes almost d… The Fatal Run — "Frankie's mother came to him, with his dinner under her arm." She warns her bo… The Fate of Talmadge Osborne — Talmadge Osborn does not get out of the way of a backing train in time, has his… The Fire Ship — In naval euphemisms, a sailor meets a whore, takes her in tow, and empties his …